Why hello there:3
i represent Hudson, Ohio! actually no i don't cause everyone there is a peasant and they all suck so i'm just from there.
Im a Juggalette. WHOOP WHOOP
I love you. I like taking screenshots of my stupid friends and posting them here. So talk to mee

 

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

jeankirstchein:

my anaconda dont

my anaconda dont

my anaconda dont want none. at all. my anaconda is asexual

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: themisquartet)

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

genoshaisforlovers:

popunklouis:

mrsmoonbear-senpai:

popunklouis:

remember that rumor we all believed in middle school that marilyn manson got the bottom half of his ribcage removed so he could blow himself??

What the fuck kinda middle school did you go to

image

…it isn’t true?

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

katara:

no:

katara:

graceebooks:

why is it that sherlock, a FOREIGN show, was the top emmy winner of 2014 and yet in fandom you have to like constantly apologize for liking it and do like 20 caveats about how you know it’s bad before you mention it at all

someone translate this for me … 

I support crack smokers

thank you i wasnt sure