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Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

(Source: moshita)

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

quickweaves:

white people be like oh my god what’s happening in ferguson is horrible I’m so glad my imprelatsic european country that colonized 3/4s of the world or  white colony that gained independence and proceeded to kill off the native population doesn’t have institutionalized racism like those crazy americans

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

image

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

readingaroundthemovies:

221bumblebbakerstreet:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

shercockandmycrotch:

dreamsaboutthatbox:

THAT’S BLAISE ZABINI YOU IGNORANT  SLUT. THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED CRABBE WAS CHARGED WITH MARIJUANA POSSESSION AND   SENTENCED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE, MAKING HIM UNABLE TO BE IN THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II. HIS ROLE IN THE STORY WAS REPLACED WITH BLAISE. KNOW YOUR FACTS, SON.

That doesn’t explain why the character went from white to black.

it’s not the same character.
at the top it’s crabbe.
at the bottom it’s zabini.
the fact that three characters are standing in a certain formation with two the same as an earlier photo does not make the third character the same as before.
1 = crabbe
2 = zabini
they’re not pretending it’s crabbe
they didn’t change the character’s colour
they changed the plot
are we clear

finally someone gets it


Does anyone remember in the third movie crabbe suddenly became a stick figure who was tall?!

readingaroundthemovies:

221bumblebbakerstreet:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

shercockandmycrotch:

dreamsaboutthatbox:

THAT’S BLAISE ZABINI YOU IGNORANT  SLUT. THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED CRABBE WAS CHARGED WITH MARIJUANA POSSESSION AND   SENTENCED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE, MAKING HIM UNABLE TO BE IN THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II. HIS ROLE IN THE STORY WAS REPLACED WITH BLAISE. KNOW YOUR FACTS, SON.

That doesn’t explain why the character went from white to black.

it’s not the same character.

at the top it’s crabbe.

at the bottom it’s zabini.

the fact that three characters are standing in a certain formation with two the same as an earlier photo does not make the third character the same as before.

1 = crabbe

2 = zabini

they’re not pretending it’s crabbe

they didn’t change the character’s colour

they changed the plot

are we clear

finally someone gets it

Does anyone remember in the third movie crabbe suddenly became a stick figure who was tall?!

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

mmmmbeefy96:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

but now much you wanna bet that pics of them getting milk from mcdonalds will start circulating. imagine the racist comments. like imagine 

breaking windows to steal the milk, even if used to clear the tear gas out of their eyes, is wrong.


we have reached peak cracker

killbenedictcumberbatch:

mmmmbeefy96:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

but now much you wanna bet that pics of them getting milk from mcdonalds will start circulating. imagine the racist comments. like imagine 

breaking windows to steal the milk, even if used to clear the tear gas out of their eyes, is wrong.

image

we have reached peak cracker

Black Crime = Gang Violence.
Arab Crime = Terrorism.
Hispanic Crime = Illegal immigration.
White Crime = No crime, he was just insane.

Katt WilIiams, July 4, 2013 (via tat-art)