Why hello there:3
i represent Hudson, Ohio! actually no i don't cause everyone there is a peasant and they all suck so i'm just from there.
Im a Juggalette. WHOOP WHOOP
I love you. I like taking screenshots of my stupid friends and posting them here. So talk to mee
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
"hey i’ve never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey’s syrup girl bef—"